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Why I hate the Lakers.
Posted by: Kyle B Kirkham on July 29th, 2010
The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not reflect the views of the Utah Jazz.After reading Spencers blog post it inspired me to write my own on why I hate the Lakers. I know it’s not good to have all this negative energy, but it’s been building up inside of me for years now so I have to let some of it out. (I hope some Laker’s fan reads this).
-They are not the Jazz.
-They have ugly colors.
-They have ugly players. Pau. Sasha. Morrison (does he even play).
-Their point guards.
-Players just their for the ride. Can anyone say Morrison.
-The love the refs have for them. Especially against the Jazz.
-They are cocky.
-Celebritys. Do they even know what game their watching?
-Playing them in the playoffs.
-Lamar Odom. I just hate him. Plus he’s stupid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXOPFdmhU2E
-They buy championships. Their roster payroll is over 90 million.
-The way announcers are “Pro-Lakers” when they call and discuss the games.
-Their fan’s obsession with Shannon Brown and Bynum. Alright.
-I don’t care if their from Minnioapolis, or that the Jazz are from NO. There are no lakes in LA.
-What’s a Laker?
-Their coach. No explanation.
-How everytime they do a cool pass or play, the media blows it up. Deron does it everygame.
-Their fans.
-How all their fan’s are spectator fans.
-How I probably could name more of the Laker players than most of their fans.
-Bandwagon fans.
-How bandwagon fan’s say that they are not bandwagon fans. Look I don’t care if you dad was a lakers fan. You live in Utah.
-The fact that I’v never met a Golden State, Clippers, or Kings fan. (If you are a fan of those teams I have my up most respect for you.)
-Pau
-I think Pau would be great on the Geico Commercials.
-Pau’s hair and beard. Ugh.
-The look Pau gets when he gets a foul called on him. Rare instance.
-How everyone think’s Kobe is such a great defender.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky_G8TUp6sk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVDtf46UJA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u4hWgwoPQ0
-The Laker fans at the ESA. You know what I’m talking about.
-How the lady who worked at the FANZZ got mad at my friend for kicking the Kobe jerseys after we got swept.
-That poser Laker fan who was being retarted.
-I hate the entire organizion. Everything about them. (No I’m not quoting Max Hall. But he hates me).
-Kobe Bryant. Arragont. Cocky. He’s good, but he’s our opponent.
-How they got Pau for nothing and it changed their everything for them.
-How their fans want tacos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COLiFUd3Yzw&feature=related
What did I miss?
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8 Responses
Here is me givin’ you a digital fist bump. good work! I did this as well while playing them… http://www.sportscavelive.com/search/label/Why%20I%20hate%20the%20Lakers
@dignan…I checked out the link…good stuff. Especially the point about Jerry West’s image being in the NBA logo. Funny.
@Kyle…I hate the Lakers because of that sense of entitlement. Remember, they didn’t draft Kobe Bryant…he made it perfectly clear that he would not play for Charlotte (the team that drafted him). Nor did they draft Shaq…waited until he’d developed into a full-blown superstar in Orlando and grabbed him. It’s easy for them to get players like Pau Gasol and Ron Artest. Organizations like the Utah Jazz have to be twice as smart and twice as shrewd just to stay competitive because we know we know guys like Shaq, Kobe, and Artest would never sign here.
loved the link dignan
You missed how like all their fans say there are 16 reasons that everyone should like them. Each championship is a reason?! Why? That doesn’t even make any sense and those aren’t reasons you retards. And I would have clarified that Pau’s got more beard on his neck than his face.
if phil jackson is not as good as a coach people think he is. put him with a team that have nobodys on the team and prove me wrong. ya wouldnt get a winning season
I hate how there fans never seem to cheer. It’s seems to me while watching a game on tv at Staples Center that the fans are just there watching a movie instead of watching a game. i can never hear there croud! and there dark background in there arena bugs me also!
Haha! I like the reply’s almost as much as the post! P.S. I’m sorry about what Max Hall said. As a BYU fan, I was kinda embarrassed about that, even thought it was a little bit funny. I also like the Utes, so… no fighting please.
YES THIS POST IS AWESOME… I HATE THE LAKERS BECAUSE:
-any dumbass from the west coast who thinks they are cool and are good at basketball but really suck wear a Kobe Bryant Jersey. (Same goes for LBJ in the east)
- They are proof that the NBA is as corrupt as the MLB because if you have enough money, you can buy the best team (NY Yankees)
-ESPN broadcasts 90% Lakers news and maybe 10% other teams
-Derek Fisher, who could have had a summer home in LA and still finished his contract with the Jazz. I mean come on dude you are an NBA player, its not like going to LA gave you any more time to be with your daughter when you are on the road 100 days out of the year. if not, go play for the KNICKS, they could use you!
-i agree who the hell is a Clippers fan? especially considering that they play in the same arena? WHY THE HELL DOES LA EVEN HAVE TWO TEAMS?
- The refs are scared that Kobe or Pau will cry if they dont get their way
-AND HERE IT IS NO.1 REASON—- Whenever the Jazz play the Lakers during the season or in the playoffs, they replay Shannon Browns lame dunks and Pau Gasols tipins every time and maybe one replay of DWill owning everyone on the Lakers. Keep in mind this is true whether or not the Jazz are up by 20 or down by 20
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