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Trade GENIUS!
Posted by: Van on February 28th, 2012
The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not reflect the views of the Utah Jazz.Thought I would throw a few trade ideas out that that “might” improve our team, they work in the trade machine, the salaries match, so they must be golden.
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=6t7bhfd
We get Dwill back just so he leave in time for the end of the season, Im sure the Nets would do Marshon for Cj Miles all day, and Memphis needs another center in its rotation.
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=7g2dtvw
I’m sure Dwight didn’t mean to leave Utah off his list being that he’s an avid skier and a huge fan of Mo’tab choir. The surprising thing about this trade other than its sound logic, is that according the Hollingers magic formula, it only nets us 4 additional wins.
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=7n7t59z
I’ve forwarded this trade on to Kevin O’Connor, under the heading of “GENIUS”. If your going to bring Lebron James in then you better include D-wade to take the last shot.
Let me know what you think
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There’s more where that came from too, I have a lot of free time on my hands.
Please tell me you are joking
Do you want the truth or a beleivable lie?
Oh and yes this is joke
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this is it flying over your head
Love the last one plus 23 wins HAHAHA
yeah thats awesome, thats about the same amount of games some analyst picked us to win all year.
Its the Lebron factor
Can you imagine pairing Deron Williams and Marshon Brooks with Hayward, Burks, Millsap, Favors, Kanter, Evans! That would be saweet
Can’t believe that worked haha. I’m surprised a little banner didn’t come up saying “What are you kidding?” Funny stuff Van
I’m talking about the last trade by the way.
I tried to get a fourth Chris Paul included with the trade exception but I think the trade machine overloaded and wouldnt process.
Hahaha. Nice.
Did you know something like 10% of all people don’t understand sarcasm (see JAZZ KING) That last trade would bring riots in the streets of Miami and LA, multiple assassinations of their front office personnel, and KOC would become the mayor of Salt Lake and governor of the state of Utah.
@jaron its kind of hard to “get” sarcasm in text. I have seen a lot of dumb crap on this site. So settle down before you start throwing out the insults.