Posted by: Lowery Johnson on November 23rd, 2010The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not reflect the views of the Utah Jazz.
The Christmas list of a true blue Jazz fan:
I would like more playing time for Fesenko.
I would like a haircut for Kirilenko.
I would like Okur to feel better.
I would like an All-Star nomination for Millsap.
I would like more offensive rebounds, as well as defensive rebounds.
I would like some heart medication to help deal with the anxieties of being a fan of the Comeback Kids.
I would like to reverse the changes to the technical foul regulations.
I would like a trust fund set up for team trainers who are fined for technicals under the new rules .
I would like this awesome Utah Jazz Mr. Potato head, as well as player tees for all my favorite players.
I would like Wesley Matthew back.
I would like court side tickets to a game.
I would like Bryant’s knees to give out, and to dominate the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals.
I would like a cow bell (Jazz fans with cowbells have infinite power), also I would like a foam finger and some face paint.
I would like more consistency, less frustration and heartbreak .
I would like Coach of the Year to go to Sloan.
And last, but certainly not least, I would like a championship for the best team in the NBA
A very well-behaved, nice list VIP, Utah Jazz fan.
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