The True Jazz Fan’s Christmas List

Posted by: Lowery Johnson on November 23rd, 2010

The author's views are entirely his or her own and may not reflect the views of the Utah Jazz.

The Christmas list of a true blue Jazz fan:

Dear Santa,

I would like more playing time for Fesenko.

I would like a haircut for Kirilenko.

I would like Okur to feel better.

I would like an All-Star nomination for Millsap.

I would like more offensive rebounds, as well as defensive rebounds.

I would like some heart medication to help deal with the anxieties of being a fan of the Comeback Kids.

I would like to reverse the changes to the technical foul regulations.

I would like a trust fund set up for team trainers who are fined for technicals under the new rules .

I would like this awesome Utah Jazz Mr. Potato head, as well as player tees for all my favorite players.

I would like Wesley Matthew back.

I would like court side tickets to a game.

I would like Bryant’s knees to give out, and to dominate the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals.

I would like a cow bell (Jazz fans with cowbells have infinite power), also I would like a foam finger and some face paint.

I would like more consistency, less frustration and heartbreak .

I would like Coach of the Year to go to Sloan.

And last, but certainly not least, I would like a championship for the best team in the NBA

Sincerely,

A very well-behaved, nice list VIP, Utah Jazz fan.

Replies: 10

 

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10 Responses

1. PINOY says:

   November 23, 2010 at 4:00 am

   All-star nomination for Millsap should be first in the list…
2. REBL M says:

   November 23, 2010 at 6:47 am

   I would like to win a raffle for the Jazz bear’s Harley!
3. Boondock Saint says:

   November 23, 2010 at 7:43 am

   I have the Mr. Potato Head already! Phew I got one out of the way but want all the rest still. I’d add one though I want AK to say “You don’t need to pay me 17 million this year just go ahead and resign me at 6 million a year starting right now and lets bring in some more talent.”
4. Lowery Johnson says:

   November 23, 2010 at 9:50 am

   @PINOY, haha well I didn’t order it in level of significance… if I had it would be closer to the top.

   @REBL M, that’d be awesome!

   @Boondock Saint, that is SUCH a great addition. And I’m jealous of your Mr. Potato head.
5. Jason Crannell says:

   November 23, 2010 at 11:23 am

   Lowery…great post, and photos.
6. Fan says:

   November 23, 2010 at 6:39 pm

   Great pictures, I especially love the one of Memo. There should be a cow BELL brigade that rings them every time Raja hits a three.
7. OKJazzman says:

   November 24, 2010 at 9:27 am

   Love the list. The comeback kid thing is killing me. I don’t mind occasional exhilarating wins, but I also like to be able to watch a game and expect a win from the first tip-off. @boondock, AK can keep the salary, as long as he dominates defensively like he used to.
8. Adam Pace says:

   November 24, 2010 at 11:15 am

   Lowery, you should have wished for me to be a Jazzbot with you! Also, I have the Jazzy Mr. Potato Head. It’s right here at my desk at work! Great post, keep ‘em coming!
9. Benjamin says:

   November 24, 2010 at 1:18 pm

   I wish Adam was a jazzbot with you lowery. oooooo I also hope also that something happens to Kobe. Maybe buried alive in snow and not dug out in time for the game. But still alive. Just very frightened.
10. Shauna Brock says:

    November 24, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    I love all of this, but mostly, I love this:
    I would like some heart medication to help deal with the anxieties of being a fan of the Comeback Kids.