SLC born and bred, currently on a mission in new jersey. my “mission” is converting skeptical nor’easters that if they’re going to pick a western conference team, it should be the one from salt lake city. i proselyte on the scenic streets of newark, new jersey. i take no p-days. the utah jazz media guide is my scripture and nba league pass is my companion. i will go and do as larry h. miller has commanded, for i know that larry has given no commandments to jerry’s kids save he shall figure out a roster under the salary cap that they may accomplish the thing which he has commanded them. as a subsidiary goal, graduating from law school would also be nice.